2. lilreem:

    me: come sleep over
    guy: yes
    me: sike *friendzoned*

    (via theunknowingirrationalist)

  3. mindthepup:

    It’s been a weird night and I’d like to cuddle

    (via justojamie)

  4. aka14kgold:


    The FBI caught a terrorist last week, but since he is not Muslim, you probably didn’t hear about it on the news.

    Talbot is a white, radical right-wing conservative who was arrested by the FBI on charges of “attempted interference with commerce by robbery, solicitation to commit a crime of violence and possession of an explosive material.”

    His plan was to rob banks to fund his revolution, and then also blow up mosques.


    Well, since the ‘blowing up mosques’ part is more or less on the CIA’s agenda, you can see why the FBI wouldn’t want to call him a terrorist…

    (via vvni)

  5. squid-in-a-party-hat:

    I have no reason why. But here’s a picture of Eminem and Elton John holding hands.

    (via rhydonmyhardon)

  8. thatbookygaykid:


    i feel like this is an america’s next top model challenge

    As she was apprehended by authorities, she struggled to put just a little more on before being overpowered

    (Source: stark-bitch)

  9. vanillish:

    i’m sending that outfit to the shadow realm

    (Source: fingerblaster113, via thatbookygaykid)